Pirates

November 27th, 2008

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Pirates

Category: 28
All Genres: Adult, Adventure, Comedy
Release Year: 2005
Country: USA
Runtime: 129
Languages: English
Director: Joone
Sound: Dolby Digital
Taglines:
  • She wants your clothes, your house, your family...your life. Welcome to the Neighborhood.

    • Writing by: Joone - story
    Max Massimo - writer

    Produced by: Joone - producer
    Samantha Lewis - producer

    Cast: Jesse Jane - Jules Steele
    Carmen Luvana - Isabella
    Janine Lindemulder - Serena (as Janine)
    Devon - Madelyn
    Teagan - Christina (as Teagan Presley)
    Evan Stone - Capt. Edward Reynolds
    Tommy Gunn - Capt. Victor Stagnetti
    Kris Slater - Manuel Valenzuela
    Austyn Moore - Angelina
    Jenaveve Jolie - Pirate Dancer
    Steven St. Croix - Marco

    Music: Mr. Anderson Steven Berlin Christopher Hart Skin Muzik
    Official Website: Visit Website


    Plot Outline: Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate...
    Plot: Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil.

    Movie Quotes: Capt. Edward Reynolds: I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world!


    Crazy Credits: We know about 1 Crazy Credits. One of them reads:
    Toilet Vampire: Alan Smithee

    Goofs: We know about 1 goofs. Here comes one of them:
    Revealing mistakes: The parking lot of the hotel can be seen behind the Stalker's silhouette even though his room is supposed to be five floors up.

    Trivia: There are 2 entries in the trivia list - like these:
    • Some scenes were filmed aboard the HMS Bounty, at The Pier in St. Petersburg, Florida. The city of St. Petersburg, which owns The Pier, did not realize that the film was porn; the producers represented the film as a PG-13-level comedy for television.
    • The movie contains over 300 effects shots.